I was reading your story about having two completely opposite corgis. That really sucks! I feel so bad that you had the right idea knowing corgis were cool and that both times haven't worked out for you. Pooka is my first corgi and exactly how I expected so in the end I have no advice on what to do with a docile corgi but I suppose, in the future see if you can keep them for a week to test? I'm sure there's someone who would love a docile dog, if you (and your son) are willing to try again. Good luck!